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seriousjones:

A girl was excited for her sweet 16, and she asked her boyfriend to buy her a car. He said yes. The night of the party, he didn’t come. She was very sad. Then she found out he’d died trying to drive two cars at once to her party. Like this if you love your boyfriend.

seriousjones:

A girl was excited for her sweet 16, and she asked her boyfriend to buy her a car. He said yes. The night of the party, he didn’t come. She was very sad. Then she found out he’d died trying to drive two cars at once to her party. Like this if you love your boyfriend.

tastefullyoffensive:

Perfect slogan for a milk company. [x]

aasimars:

aasimars’ macbook pro giveaway
this is my very first giveaway. i’m giving away a macbook pro, as i got a new laptop for christmas. i don’t need it, i don’t need the money i would gain from selling it, and it’s just taking up space in my house, so i’m hoping to give it away to whoever’s reblog number is randomly generated!
here’s how it’s going to work:
you have to be following me. i’ll check once i draw a winner, and i’ll redraw if whoever i drew lied about having followed me.
likes don’t count for anything, you have to reblog to enter. you can reblog as many times as you want, and you can like this to bookmark it if you want to.
the winner will be chosen in a raffle style using an online number generator, and will then be contacted through tumblr messages, so you need to have your askbox open.
this giveaway will end on july 4th, 2014 (american date)
if the winner doesn’t reply within a week, i will choose a new winner. so please try to respond! i don’t want to take this away from you!
giveaway is available anywhere in the world, and i’ll pay for shipping, so you don’t have to worry about it. :)
included is a macbook pro in excellent condition, and a charging cable. i’ll write you a little congratulatory letter, too. :)
good luck!!
remember, the giveaway ends on july 4th, 2014, and you must follow me to be eligible to win.
please don’t delete the text!!

aasimars:

aasimars’ macbook pro giveaway

this is my very first giveaway. i’m giving away a macbook pro, as i got a new laptop for christmas. i don’t need it, i don’t need the money i would gain from selling it, and it’s just taking up space in my house, so i’m hoping to give it away to whoever’s reblog number is randomly generated!

here’s how it’s going to work:

  • you have to be following me. i’ll check once i draw a winner, and i’ll redraw if whoever i drew lied about having followed me.
  • likes don’t count for anything, you have to reblog to enter. you can reblog as many times as you want, and you can like this to bookmark it if you want to.
  • the winner will be chosen in a raffle style using an online number generator, and will then be contacted through tumblr messages, so you need to have your askbox open.
  • this giveaway will end on july 4th, 2014 (american date)
  • if the winner doesn’t reply within a week, i will choose a new winner. so please try to respond! i don’t want to take this away from you!
  • giveaway is available anywhere in the world, and i’ll pay for shipping, so you don’t have to worry about it. :)

included is a macbook pro in excellent condition, and a charging cable. i’ll write you a little congratulatory letter, too. :)

good luck!!

remember, the giveaway ends on july 4th, 2014, and you must follow me to be eligible to win.

please don’t delete the text!!

childservices:

returnofpowerbastard:

mightymorphinlightskin:

vinebox:

DEAD

I STILL CANNOT BELIEVE THIS

VINE PRIVILEGES ARE REVOKED

ok but me

liquorsexandtattoos:

Think about how fast he snitched tho

allisonelisabeta:

babe 10/10

allisonelisabeta:

babe 10/10